By mutual agreement I left the job from hell Friday. A small, highly mismanaged company in Carmel, this was by far the worst job I ever had. I tried watching “The Office” last night but I didn’t see the humor—I’m still scarred.
So, I’m unemployed. Had an interview for the job of my dreams—baker/manager of professional kitchen BUT (there’s always a “but,” isn’t there?) the pay isn’t enough. Haven’t been offered the job either, so right now I’m enjoying my unemployment and reading, going to the movies, seeing my friends, (job hunting), relishing in my imaginary love life. I did have the most embarrassing dinner last night. Let me tell you about it.
First off, hung out at the bakery with Scott for a bit, which was truly the high point of my day (except for the excellent cinnamon bread at the Farmer’s Market—strong competition there, Scotty). Then, met Elana so we could see a movie, hang out at the FM, buy some of that incredible sage honey—I ate almost all that Natela brought home. I had forgotten how much Elana can annoy me, but I was quickly reminded. After leaving Scott went to E’s house to get her. She’s having car issues, so it was at the mechanic’s. Turns out it’s at Greg’s, my mechanic, so I decided to go with her and schedule an oil change and say hi to Greg and Bill (have a crush on Bill). She thought it would be a good idea to let them know she’s my friend so she could get a good deal later on. I hate that. I show up, they’re happy to see me, and we decide I’ll become a car mechanic, working alongside Bill (sigh). When I’m not servicing cars, I’ll make cookies. We decided to rename the place “Cookies and a Gasket.” I’m in heaven, flirting with Bill as best as I can since I’m the lamest flirter on earth, and having fun with them. Elana, of course, has to park in a spot that pisses off Greg’s next-door-neighbor, and when he motioned for her to move the car, I figure it’s time to go, hit the movie, etc. I really thought I said I’d meet her at Enterprise, where she was returning the rental, as she was hurrying to move her car and mumbling “it was only for a few minutes…”
This is where it started going downhill.
Get to Enterprise—no Elana. Wait, wait, wait, read my book (Splendor of Silence) in the Enterprise lot. No Elana. Call her three times. She finally calls me, she was waiting for me at Greg’s. Loser. Bet she wanted to wrangle a freebie from him.
She shows up at the car-rental place. We go downtown, park, see an Israeli-Arab movie about a band and policemen and a really cute Egyptian guy. We ate at Papa Chano’s—not the best meal ever, but we were hungry and the FM wasn’t opening for 45 minutes.
Movie’s pretty good, I have to admit. I want to tell everyone about the other movies I want to see, but it’s time I grace my audience with the grand finale.
We meet her friend, Gabrielle. Gabrielle is ill, she has thyroid problems, skin problems, which is why she showed up with shiny ointment on her face. I felt really bad for her. Then she opened her mouth. All she did was giggle after everything she said, said she was OCD about forty times, and, and, and…
We ended up going to a Shake place on the wharf for local’s night. E and I weren’t hungry, but I felt uncomfortable going to this nice restaurant, commanding a window view, and not eating. I order a cosmo. Elana and Gabrielle bring out their sanitizing wipes, and I wondered when hand-washing went out of style. We get complimentary appetizers that they discuss sending back ‘cause it’s calamari—they are kosher. Thank goodness they didn’t do that. Then Elana opens the window and throws out pieces of bread to feed the seagulls. I told her not to do that, that it’s not good to feed wild animals, that there’s enough food in the bay, that they need to forage for themselves, etc. She doesn’t listen. Other customers start doing the same thing. I am mortified. I later remind the hand-sanitizing queens that bird feces carry a lot of diseases.
Gabrielle orders the salmon, which she sends back no less than four (maybe five or six) times to get reheated. The fish wasn’t not hot, it wasn’t hot enough for her taste at that moment. The chef, being a professional, kept giving her a new piece of salmon. By the fourth or fifth or sixth time I had had enough. I gave Elana money for the cosmo, said I needed to get home, and ran.
It will be a long time before I hang out with Elana again. Unfortunately she left some things in my car, so I will probably put it in a bag and leave at her house.
Few things in this world piss me off more than cheap people, people that have a hidden agenda, people that are rude, or people who don’t appreciate what they have. Yes, in this economy, money is tight, believe me I’m aware of it, but for fuck’s sake, bitching about money, trying to get something for nothing, always looking for something more, etc., is not living. Enjoy where you are, what you have. You will never find future happiness if you don’t appreciate today.