Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Reconditioning the world




Holly and I strongly believe that if everyone treated one another the way Blanche and Molly treat each other (see pic above), there will be no more strife or upset in this world. The love will be pure and ring throughout the land.

Here's are some human traits I find truly distasteful:

  • hypocrisy (for example: "Don't tell me not to curse, then cry to me you lost your 'fucking' cell phone, you fucking fuck.")
  • dishonesty (eg: good thing I can't think of anything off-hand, but anything Bush says qualifies)
  • broken promises (unfortunately there's a lot to say about this, but this is a happy fucking moment)
  • refusal to take responsibility (cats take responsibility for everything! for example, who drank the last of the wine? ________ [enter feline's name here]; who broke the computer [again...]; who charged $2,000 worth of junk of eBay [ditto, you get it...])

Here are some feline traits I find truly distasteful:

  • licking butt (yours or another's)
  • sliding butt across floor to remove poop stuck to fur
  • eating regurgitated food (yours or another's)

Good joke from Brian Marshmallow: Chelsea Clinton was interviewing a soldier returning from Iraq. She asked him what he fears. After a couple of minutes, thinking hard, the soldier replied, "Osama, Obama, and your Mama." PS: Brian, Kate doesn't even know who you are.

Here's one good thing about global warming: The Northwest Passage may finally be wide enough to allow ships to pass through. Now we'll finally be able to pollute the only remaining untouched part of our world.

Bruce Lee called me today. Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cooked a little today:

  1. roasted beets for tomorrow's beet and goat cheese salad (got goat cheese and olive oil from the cheese shop in carmel)

  2. roasted potatoes with salt, pepper, fresh chives, olive oil, then added pesto for another salad

  3. roasted tomatoes with salt, pepper, basil. Going to have a oatmeal-bread and roasted tomato salad with that.

I'm in a bit of a roasting phase. Tomorrow I'll give the honest opinion of my meal with Carolyn. She's bringing wine, so it should be very very good. It's so much fun cooking and eating with friends--if only I could do that for the rest of my life. I'd need to find me a sugar daddy.

Most of today was spent at the bakery--catering, wholesaling, etc.

I leave you with the smiling face of Cousin Gilda :-)



It's raining. I am sooooo very happy

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